Lottery Musings

Tonight's winnings in the lottery has reached up to 140M Php! Now, I'm not the betting kinda' person but I must admit, this is pretty exciting. Not to mention that people at the office this morning were talking about it. We had a pretty curious round of conversation and it was just so funny, I had to blog about it. I don't know if the lines are still accurate, but this was how it pretty much turned out.

Jing: Oist guys, if I win, I'm gonna give you all 5,000 each. So dapat ako manalo ha.
Drew: Naman Jing! 140M yun!
Jing: Dude, nde napupulot yung payb tawsan sa kalye noh...
Eugene: Eh, manlibre ka kaya ng Yellow Cab?
Kookie: Yellow Cab na naman? Monster's para malaki-laki naman!
ALL: NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Jing: Ay, no guys, I'm gonna buy a franchise of *bleep* (states Company's name) at gagawin ko lahat kayo managers!!
Eugene: Hahahaha!
Drew: Eh di nalugi ka! Kita mong tinatamad ako ngayon eh.
Jing: Kung malugi ako, eh di na-jobless ka, bleh!
Eugene: Hahahaha!
Kookie: Ako dude, pag pinapili ako ng 140M or asawa ko..maiintindihan naman niya yun siguro..Kaw jing, iwanan mo boyfriend mo pag pinapili ikaw between him and 140M bucks?
Jing: Oo naman!
Drew: Bilis naman nun Jing!
Jing: Bibigyan ko naman siyang 5M eh!
Eugene: Hahaha!
Jing: Hoy Eugene, tawa ka ng tawa, mabilaukan ka...
Eugene: Hahaha! Naisip ko lang, tumaya din kase ako eh!

Jing: (thinks to herself) Hmm, itinaya kaya ako ni Connie? Wag ka na dude, ako na lang, promise bibigyan kita ng payb tawsan!
Eugene: Hahaha!
Jing: Hmp, tawa ulit! Hahaha ka din!
Drew: Jing, seryoso, bakit 5 thousand lang? Ako pag mananalo ibibigay ko gusto niyo..
Jing: Like..?
Drew: Ano gusto niyo?
Jing: Trip to Amanpulo...
Drew: Game!
Unknown passerby: Gusto ko yung 140M..
(DEADMA)
Kookie: Ako ipapaliwanag ko na lang sa asawa ko kung bakit ko siya iiwan pag pinapili ako kung siya or 140M..
Eugene: Haha, yun pa din ang iniisip!
Kookie: Kase pag sa kanya nangyari yun, iiwan din niya ako eh! Omaygad! yung ticket ko, diko pinirmahan, baka itakbo ng asawa ko pag nanalo yun!
ALL: Nyahahahahaaha!!!
Jing: Ako magtatabi ako 1M for charity...
Drew: Jing, 140M yun!
Jing: Alam ko, alam ko.. 5thou nga sayo eh, be happy for me no!
Kookie: Ako, 40M, wawaldasin ko..mga 10 years siguro yun...sheeet, sarap!
Jing: Ako, mga 10M, wawaldasin ko din....owgad, sharaap!
Drew: Ako, bibigay ko gusto ng mga kaibigan ko...!
Eugene: Hahahaha!

"Okay everyone, stop dreaming! Let's get back to work!"-- Now, where did this come from? Doesn't matter. We stopped dreaming. And went to work.

Kookie mutters, "Pag absent ako bukas, nanalo talaga ako..."
And Jing adds, "Ako, pupunta pa din dito, magblo-blowout ako..
And Drew says, "Di ako magreresign..."
And Eugene goes, "Hahaha..."

"Ssshh...work na daw..work na daw...ahihihihi!"