cliches

Sister Con sent me a book of cliches. My thoughts on them:

1. Fun is good.
• How can it be not? If it ain't fun, why do it?
2. To be or not to be.
• That has always been the question. My answer? If it's fun to be, then be. Makes sense?
3. Live and learn.
• In that particular order. If you learn first then live later, what's the purpose?
4. Live and let live.
• Sure, why not?
5. Life is life.
• Is it suppose to be something else in the first place?
  

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1. Life is messy.
• Learn to organize!
2. Love comes around when doing the things you like.
• Who cannot agree with this?
3. Smile. It makes people wonder.
• So he said, "What are you smiling about?" And I go, "You tell me. "
4. It could be worse.
• So true.
5. It will be worse.
• And the gods were laughing...!

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1. Feeling bad is just a new sensation.
• Kinda like sex for the first time only this time, it's emotional.
2. Tomorrow will be another day.
• If you do the work I do, it ain't.
3. I will survive.
• Sing it to believe it.
4. There is light at the end of the tunnel.
• What if it's night?
5. Midnight is where the day begins.
• That's where it also almost ends.

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1. One day, I will wake up, and it will all fit together.
• And I shall say, "Good morning sunshine!"
2. The waiting is the hardest part.
• You can sleep while doing it, ok?
3. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
• Or at least the more they want to stay the same.
4. Wisdom is not truth.
• It's the way you look at truth.
5. The truth is just as meaningful as the lie.
• Both can be very painful, so be careful in choosing what to say.

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1. When in doubt, consult your inner child.
• What if he hasn't learned how to talk yet?
2. If it doesn't come naturally, leave it.
• There goes artificial insemination, tsk.
3. Most people don't even know why they have to work.
• So, pop question: Why do you?
4. When the work is done, I will have time for myself.
• After all, work pays you. It shouldn't be confused with personal time.
5. Hurry when you have time, then you'll have time when you are in a hurry.
• But never, ever forget to smell the flowers....my friend.